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rainbrolly:

What if you played a game where you put a bit of each element in each chocolate.

The last person alive wins.

reblogging because that.

You could roll a few 20-sided die; whichever number comes up is the one you have to eat the chocolate piece of (The first two elements are bonuses if you get 1/1/1 or 2/2/2).
Bonuses are awarded if you die in a particularly gruesome way (skin flaking, glowing, swelling, etc)

The game would be over pretty quickly after the entire Halogen group fucking explodes because of the water in the chocolate.

(Source: jkubee92)

homemadehorrors:

http://wormsandbones.comhttp://wormsandbones.etsy.com"Sweet merciful crap," you, dear followers must be thinking, "do these people ever sleep?" The answer is a resounding sorta, as we get all the sleep we need through blinking. (I’m lying, that’s a description of a type of demon from a Robin McKinley book that you should look up. No really, its amazing.) Sorry for the flood of new critters! This one is in fact a commission, however as its a design we quite like (my favorite non-extinct critters are hyenas of any sort) we will have casts of this fellow available. His skeletal bits and bobs are modeled after Crocuta crocuta, but we certainly can (and will) try our hand at both brown and striped varieties.As usual, skull and paws are cast resin from our original sculpts, hand painted and sealed. He’s fully poseable using a series of ball and socket joints inside his fuzzy little faux fur pjs. He can sit, stand, preen, pee on things, eat your KFC bones, lay down, roll over and most importantly, strut. I have mislaid my ruler present, but this fellow is larger than our eusmiluses…(eusmili?) and slightly smaller than a wolf.Neither the nile croc skull nor his fancy hat are included; get your own. Speaking of which, the skull is courtesy of the Skullery. Which you should, because hot damn, it is a beautiful cast. You can also find here here on tumblr.
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homemadehorrors:

http://wormsandbones.comhttp://wormsandbones.etsy.com"Sweet merciful crap," you, dear followers must be thinking, "do these people ever sleep?" The answer is a resounding sorta, as we get all the sleep we need through blinking. (I’m lying, that’s a description of a type of demon from a Robin McKinley book that you should look up. No really, its amazing.) Sorry for the flood of new critters! This one is in fact a commission, however as its a design we quite like (my favorite non-extinct critters are hyenas of any sort) we will have casts of this fellow available. His skeletal bits and bobs are modeled after Crocuta crocuta, but we certainly can (and will) try our hand at both brown and striped varieties.As usual, skull and paws are cast resin from our original sculpts, hand painted and sealed. He’s fully poseable using a series of ball and socket joints inside his fuzzy little faux fur pjs. He can sit, stand, preen, pee on things, eat your KFC bones, lay down, roll over and most importantly, strut. I have mislaid my ruler present, but this fellow is larger than our eusmiluses…(eusmili?) and slightly smaller than a wolf.Neither the nile croc skull nor his fancy hat are included; get your own. Speaking of which, the skull is courtesy of the Skullery. Which you should, because hot damn, it is a beautiful cast. You can also find here here on tumblr.
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homemadehorrors:

http://wormsandbones.comhttp://wormsandbones.etsy.com"Sweet merciful crap," you, dear followers must be thinking, "do these people ever sleep?" The answer is a resounding sorta, as we get all the sleep we need through blinking. (I’m lying, that’s a description of a type of demon from a Robin McKinley book that you should look up. No really, its amazing.) Sorry for the flood of new critters! This one is in fact a commission, however as its a design we quite like (my favorite non-extinct critters are hyenas of any sort) we will have casts of this fellow available. His skeletal bits and bobs are modeled after Crocuta crocuta, but we certainly can (and will) try our hand at both brown and striped varieties.As usual, skull and paws are cast resin from our original sculpts, hand painted and sealed. He’s fully poseable using a series of ball and socket joints inside his fuzzy little faux fur pjs. He can sit, stand, preen, pee on things, eat your KFC bones, lay down, roll over and most importantly, strut. I have mislaid my ruler present, but this fellow is larger than our eusmiluses…(eusmili?) and slightly smaller than a wolf.Neither the nile croc skull nor his fancy hat are included; get your own. Speaking of which, the skull is courtesy of the Skullery. Which you should, because hot damn, it is a beautiful cast. You can also find here here on tumblr.
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homemadehorrors:

http://wormsandbones.comhttp://wormsandbones.etsy.com"Sweet merciful crap," you, dear followers must be thinking, "do these people ever sleep?" The answer is a resounding sorta, as we get all the sleep we need through blinking. (I’m lying, that’s a description of a type of demon from a Robin McKinley book that you should look up. No really, its amazing.) Sorry for the flood of new critters! This one is in fact a commission, however as its a design we quite like (my favorite non-extinct critters are hyenas of any sort) we will have casts of this fellow available. His skeletal bits and bobs are modeled after Crocuta crocuta, but we certainly can (and will) try our hand at both brown and striped varieties.As usual, skull and paws are cast resin from our original sculpts, hand painted and sealed. He’s fully poseable using a series of ball and socket joints inside his fuzzy little faux fur pjs. He can sit, stand, preen, pee on things, eat your KFC bones, lay down, roll over and most importantly, strut. I have mislaid my ruler present, but this fellow is larger than our eusmiluses…(eusmili?) and slightly smaller than a wolf.Neither the nile croc skull nor his fancy hat are included; get your own. Speaking of which, the skull is courtesy of the Skullery. Which you should, because hot damn, it is a beautiful cast. You can also find here here on tumblr.
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homemadehorrors:

http://wormsandbones.comhttp://wormsandbones.etsy.com"Sweet merciful crap," you, dear followers must be thinking, "do these people ever sleep?" The answer is a resounding sorta, as we get all the sleep we need through blinking. (I’m lying, that’s a description of a type of demon from a Robin McKinley book that you should look up. No really, its amazing.) Sorry for the flood of new critters! This one is in fact a commission, however as its a design we quite like (my favorite non-extinct critters are hyenas of any sort) we will have casts of this fellow available. His skeletal bits and bobs are modeled after Crocuta crocuta, but we certainly can (and will) try our hand at both brown and striped varieties.As usual, skull and paws are cast resin from our original sculpts, hand painted and sealed. He’s fully poseable using a series of ball and socket joints inside his fuzzy little faux fur pjs. He can sit, stand, preen, pee on things, eat your KFC bones, lay down, roll over and most importantly, strut. I have mislaid my ruler present, but this fellow is larger than our eusmiluses…(eusmili?) and slightly smaller than a wolf.Neither the nile croc skull nor his fancy hat are included; get your own. Speaking of which, the skull is courtesy of the Skullery. Which you should, because hot damn, it is a beautiful cast. You can also find here here on tumblr.
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homemadehorrors:

http://wormsandbones.comhttp://wormsandbones.etsy.com"Sweet merciful crap," you, dear followers must be thinking, "do these people ever sleep?" The answer is a resounding sorta, as we get all the sleep we need through blinking. (I’m lying, that’s a description of a type of demon from a Robin McKinley book that you should look up. No really, its amazing.) Sorry for the flood of new critters! This one is in fact a commission, however as its a design we quite like (my favorite non-extinct critters are hyenas of any sort) we will have casts of this fellow available. His skeletal bits and bobs are modeled after Crocuta crocuta, but we certainly can (and will) try our hand at both brown and striped varieties.As usual, skull and paws are cast resin from our original sculpts, hand painted and sealed. He’s fully poseable using a series of ball and socket joints inside his fuzzy little faux fur pjs. He can sit, stand, preen, pee on things, eat your KFC bones, lay down, roll over and most importantly, strut. I have mislaid my ruler present, but this fellow is larger than our eusmiluses…(eusmili?) and slightly smaller than a wolf.Neither the nile croc skull nor his fancy hat are included; get your own. Speaking of which, the skull is courtesy of the Skullery. Which you should, because hot damn, it is a beautiful cast. You can also find here here on tumblr.
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homemadehorrors:

http://wormsandbones.com
http://wormsandbones.etsy.com

"Sweet merciful crap," you, dear followers must be thinking, "do these people ever sleep?" The answer is a resounding sorta, as we get all the sleep we need through blinking. (I’m lying, that’s a description of a type of demon from a Robin McKinley book that you should look up. No really, its amazing.) Sorry for the flood of new critters!

This one is in fact a commission, however as its a design we quite like (my favorite non-extinct critters are hyenas of any sort) we will have casts of this fellow available. His skeletal bits and bobs are modeled after Crocuta crocuta, but we certainly can (and will) try our hand at both brown and striped varieties.

As usual, skull and paws are cast resin from our original sculpts, hand painted and sealed. He’s fully poseable using a series of ball and socket joints inside his fuzzy little faux fur pjs. He can sit, stand, preen, pee on things, eat your KFC bones, lay down, roll over and most importantly, strut. I have mislaid my ruler present, but this fellow is larger than our eusmiluses…(eusmili?) and slightly smaller than a wolf.

Neither the nile croc skull nor his fancy hat are included; get your own. Speaking of which, the skull is courtesy of the Skullery. Which you should, because hot damn, it is a beautiful cast. You can also find here here on tumblr.

gatorguts:

prguitarman:

happyhagfish:

g0dots:

blameaspartame:

Bodybuilders Against Tipping

destroy these disgusting people

give them an extra protein supplement by jizzing into their biscuits

I can’t believe this is a thing

I don’t think these thick skulls understand they wouldn’t be having their lovely dinner nights without the people they’re willing to ‘get a real job’. What is wrong with some people :/

Reblogging because I saw their page this morning and this is actually a real thing. I am so disgusted. These guys want to behave like subhuman trash? Okay fine, then have the balls to tell your server you don’t intend to tip as soon as you walk in, otherwise STFU.

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